Tuesday, 20 March 2007

The tribe has spoken... It's time for me to be on my way :-(

Alas Peeps,

It’s time for me to journey on and although parting is such sweet sorrow… Someone’s gotta’ do it :P

No more dark screens, hair or multiple personalities to comment on – what are you guys going to do? hehehe

I’d like to extend a special Thank you to you all for the knowledge, experience and friendships that I have gained during my time at Osiris.

My gratitude goes out to the wonderful people at Osiris with whom I have shared so much and have become dear friends with. Each and every person here has shaped and touched my life in some way and I’m grateful for that. I believe that ‘every minute of every day, you are a part of everybody’. How true this motto is when you’ve worked for a company like Osiris ;-)

Thank you to everybody who contributed so generously to my farewell gift – I deeply appreciate the kind gesture!

Holler at me anytime, and for those who I didn’t get the pleasure in meeting,

Goodnight and Good Luck!

Love and lotsa links,
Deshanta

time to take over the world



go do it Deshanta, you know you can :) shaan

Protesting in the Urban Jungle


Shaanky Kong


Sparkles welcomes Ketna

From: Shaan L Sent: February 15, 2007, Thursday 2:56 PM
To: Michael D; Susann Deysel; Ketna G; Deshanta N; Zani B
Subject: RE: tea... I'm thirsty


Welcome Ketna to an endless bunch of e-mails that ultimately end up in tea or lunch, and silly humor

From: Ketna G Sent: Thursday, February 15, 2007 3:30 PM
To: Shaan L; Michael D; Susann Deysel; Deshanta N; Zani B
Subject: RE: tea... I'm thirsty

Thank you! I feel so special!

From: Susann Deysel Sent: 15 February 2007 03:31 PM
To: Ketna G; Shaan L; Michael D; Deshanta N; Zani B
Subject: RE: tea... I'm thirsty


You'll feel even more special when Michael starts talking about the storm in his cup. Susann

From: Deshanta N Sent: Thursday, February 15, 2007 3:32 PM
To: Susann Deysel; Ketna G; Shaan L; Michael D; Zani B
Subject: RE: tea... I'm thirsty

Mike, I think you should have auditioned for Professor Trewlawney in Harry Potter. Think you would have made a better seer, althought Emma Thompson is a good actress so props to her. ;-)

From: Michael D Sent: Thursday, February 15, 2007 3:36 PM
To: Zani B; Deshanta N; Susann Deysel; Ketna G; Shaan L
Subject: RE: tea... I'm thirsty

The problem with tea cups, you see, is that Susann usually chips them with cherries playing coinage!!?

From: Susann Deysel Sent: Thursday, February 15, 2007 3:36 PM
To: Michael D; Zani B; Deshanta N; Ketna G; Shaan L
Subject: RE: tea... I'm thirsty

i told you, it was the sparkles sweetie :)
Susann

From: Michael D Sent: 15 February 2007 03:37 PM
To: Susann Deysel; Zani B; Deshanta N; Ketna G; Shaan L
Subject: RE: tea... I'm thirsty


I also think you’re a sparkles, sweetie :)

From: Shaan L Sent: Thursday, February 15, 2007 3:44 PM
To: Michael D; Susann Deysel; Zani B; Deshanta N; Ketna G
Subject: RE: tea... I'm thirsty


Sparkles?


Monday, 19 March 2007

Aint they sweet





Will the real Deshanta please stand up!

Deshanta's days at work may be numbered, but luckily her so called friends have been skanning Otis looking for her replacement:


Deshanta, however, had already lined up a possible replacement.


From: Deshanta N
Sent: Tuesday, March 06, 2007 3:01 PM
To: Nathan Denny; Michael D; Susann Deysel; Zani B; Ketna G; Shaan L

Guys, and girls, I think I’ve found a good replacement for me although a good psyche check is in order because he’s a boy -hehehehe



From:
Michael D
Sent: 06 March 2007 03:02 PM
To: Deshanta N; Nathan Denny; Susann Deysel; Zani B; Ketna G; Shaan

Deshanta I said SHE has to look EGGSACTLY like you and be called DESHANTA

From: Deshanta N Sent: Tuesday, March 06, 2007 3:03 PM
To: Michael D; Nathan Denny; Susann Deysel; Zani B; Ketna G; Shaan

Alrighty, I guess we’re going to have to groom him girls and off course he’ll have to go for voice lessons, and he’s going to learn to love being called “Deshanta”




Where is Merv?

Spot Merv and Deshanta will pack you a homemade sandwich for lunch...

Tea at 3 - the journey of the teacup

This is Michael (also known in the porn industry as Micros) Tea Cup.

Nobody's ever seen the tea cup because it's always
gone, broken

or getting smaller.



Teacup facts:


  • The teacup's got an illegitimate child called "Little teapot"

  • Susann played coinage with the teacup using cherries.
  • One of the cherries turned out to be a sparkle sweetie and broke the cup

  • The teapot song was a number one hit on 5 fm in 1982. Here are the lyrics: "I'm a little teapot, short and stout, Here is my handle and here is my spout. When I spy a teacup, then I shout, tip me over and pour me out!"

  • Nathan claims that this guy took the teacup

  • This upset Michael because his giraffe was involved

  • And Nathan kept this giraffe in his floating hut

Your favourite Spammers (ZB & Mikros)

To think an innocent email started all this:

HERE IS THE INNOCENT EMAIL THAT STARTED THE SPAM WAR:

From: Zani B Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 3:37 PM
To: Susann Deysel; Deshanta N; Shaan L; Michael D
Subject: Your House As Seen By

Your House As Seen By:

Yourself...

Your Buyer...

Your Lender...

Your Appraiser...

Your Tax Assessor...



AND THE SPAMMING STARTS:
From:
Michael D Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 4:14 PM
To: Susann Deysel; Zani B; Deshanta N; Shaan L
Subject: RE: Your House As Seen By

But that’s not my house, this is my house…

From: Zani B Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 4:18 PM
To: Michael D; Susann Deysel; Deshanta N; Shaan L
Subject: RE: Your House As Seen By

The person next to “Your house” is not you – it’s the Hangman Why is he living in your house?

From: Michael D Sent: 12 February 2007 04:26 PM
To: Zani B; Susann Deysel; Deshanta N; Shaan L
Subject: RE: Your House As Seen By:

No trust me… that’s me, my house, and well, my neighbor

From: Zani B Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 4:31 PM
To: Shaan L; Michael D; Susann Deysel; Deshanta N
Subject: RE: Your House As Seen By:

But don’t you live next door to Alice?

From: Michael D Sent: 12 February 2007 04:51 PM
To: Zani B; Shaan L; Susann Deysel; Deshanta N
Subject: RE: Your House As Seen By:

Ya that’s right, I live next door to Alice D

From: Zani B Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 5:03 PM
To: Shaan L; Michael D; Susann Deysel; Deshanta N
Subject: RE: Your House As Seen By:

And your Ex Stassy does she also live on Wisteria Lane?


From: Michael D Sent: 12 February 2007 05:37 PM
To: Zani B; Shaan L; Susann Deysel; Deshanta N
Subject: RE: Your House As Seen By:

No you’re thinking of Anne B


From: Deshanta N Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 5:38 PM
To: Michael D; Zani B; Shaan L; Susann Deysel
Subject: RE: Your House As Seen By:

Did I already tell you guys, You’re crazy ;-)

From: Susann Deysel Sent: 12 February 2007 05:40 PM
To: Deshanta N; Michael D; Zani B; Shaan L
Subject: RE: Your House As Seen By:

No… they not… they just really really really really really bored !!

Susann


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