Alas Peeps,
It’s time for me to journey on and although parting is such sweet sorrow… Someone’s gotta’ do it :P
No more dark screens, hair or multiple personalities to comment on – what are you guys going to do? hehehe
I’d like to extend a special Thank you to you all for the knowledge, experience and friendships that I have gained during my time at Osiris.
My gratitude goes out to the wonderful people at Osiris with whom I have shared so much and have become dear friends with. Each and every person here has shaped and touched my life in some way and I’m grateful for that. I believe that ‘every minute of every day, you are a part of everybody’. How true this motto is when you’ve worked for a company like Osiris ;-)
Thank you to everybody who contributed so generously to my farewell gift – I deeply appreciate the kind gesture!
Holler at me anytime, and for those who I didn’t get the pleasure in meeting,
Goodnight and Good Luck!
Love and lotsa links,
Deshanta
Tuesday, 20 March 2007
The tribe has spoken... It's time for me to be on my way :-(
Sparkles welcomes Ketna
From: Shaan L Sent: February 15, 2007, Thursday 2:56 PM
To: Michael D; Susann Deysel; Ketna G; Deshanta N; Zani B
Subject: RE: tea... I'm thirsty
Welcome Ketna to an endless bunch of e-mails that ultimately end up in tea or lunch, and silly humor
From: Ketna G Sent: Thursday, February 15, 2007 3:30 PM
To: Shaan L; Michael D; Susann Deysel; Deshanta N; Zani B
Subject: RE: tea... I'm thirsty
Thank you! I feel so special!
From: Susann Deysel Sent: 15 February 2007 03:31 PM
To: Ketna G; Shaan L; Michael D; Deshanta N; Zani B
Subject: RE: tea... I'm thirsty
You'll feel even more special when Michael starts talking about the storm in his cup. Susann
From: Deshanta N Sent: Thursday, February 15, 2007 3:32 PM
To: Susann Deysel; Ketna G; Shaan L; Michael D; Zani B
Subject: RE: tea... I'm thirsty
Mike, I think you should have auditioned for Professor Trewlawney in Harry Potter. Think you would have made a better seer, althought Emma Thompson is a good actress so props to her. ;-)
From: Michael D Sent: Thursday, February 15, 2007 3:36 PM
To: Zani B; Deshanta N; Susann Deysel; Ketna G; Shaan L
Subject: RE: tea... I'm thirsty
The problem with tea cups, you see, is that Susann usually chips them with cherries playing coinage!!?
From: Susann Deysel Sent: Thursday, February 15, 2007 3:36 PM
To: Michael D; Zani B; Deshanta N; Ketna G; Shaan L
Subject: RE: tea... I'm thirsty
i told you, it was the sparkles sweetie :)
Susann
From: Michael D Sent: 15 February 2007 03:37 PM
To: Susann Deysel; Zani B; Deshanta N; Ketna G; Shaan L
Subject: RE: tea... I'm thirsty
I also think you’re a sparkles, sweetie :)
From: Shaan L Sent: Thursday, February 15, 2007 3:44 PM
To: Michael D; Susann Deysel; Zani B; Deshanta N; Ketna G
Subject: RE: tea... I'm thirsty
Sparkles?
Monday, 19 March 2007
Will the real Deshanta please stand up!
Deshanta, however, had already lined up a possible replacement.
From: Deshanta N
Sent: Tuesday, March 06, 2007 3:01 PM
To: Nathan Denny; Michael D; Susann Deysel; Zani B; Ketna G; Shaan L
Guys, and girls, I think I’ve found a good replacement for me although a good psyche check is in order because he’s a boy -hehehehe
From: Michael D
Sent: 06 March 2007 03:02 PM
To: Deshanta N; Nathan Denny; Susann Deysel; Zani B; Ketna G; Shaan
Deshanta I said SHE has to look EGGSACTLY like you and be called DESHANTA
From: Deshanta N Sent: Tuesday, March 06, 2007 3:03 PM
To: Michael D; Nathan Denny; Susann Deysel; Zani B; Ketna G; Shaan
Alrighty, I guess we’re going to have to groom him girls and off course he’ll have to go for voice lessons, and he’s going to learn to love being called “Deshanta”
Tea at 3 - the journey of the teacup
This is Michael (also known in the porn industry as Micros) Tea Cup.
Nobody's ever seen the tea cup because it's always
gone, broken
or getting smaller.
Teacup facts:
- The teacup's got an illegitimate child called "Little teapot"
- Susann played coinage with the teacup using cherries.
- One of the cherries turned out to be a sparkle sweetie and broke the cup
- The teapot song was a number one hit on 5 fm in 1982. Here are the lyrics: "I'm a little teapot, short and stout, Here is my handle and here is my spout. When I spy a teacup, then I shout, tip me over and pour me out!"
- Nathan claims that this guy took the teacup
- This upset Michael because his giraffe was involved
- And Nathan kept this giraffe in his floating hut
Your favourite Spammers (ZB & Mikros)
To think an innocent email started all this:
HERE IS THE INNOCENT EMAIL THAT STARTED THE SPAM WAR:
From: Zani B Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 3:37 PM
To: Susann Deysel; Deshanta N; Shaan L; Michael D
Subject: Your House As Seen By
Your House As Seen By:
Yourself...
Your Buyer...
Your Lender...
Your Appraiser...
Your Tax Assessor...
AND THE SPAMMING STARTS:
From: Michael D Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 4:14 PM
To: Susann Deysel; Zani B; Deshanta N; Shaan L
Subject: RE: Your House As Seen By
But that’s not my house, this is my house…
From: Zani B Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 4:18 PM
To: Michael D; Susann Deysel; Deshanta N; Shaan L
Subject: RE: Your House As Seen By
The person next to “Your house” is not you – it’s the Hangman Why is he living in your house?
From: Michael D Sent: 12 February 2007 04:26 PM
To: Zani B; Susann Deysel; Deshanta N; Shaan L
Subject: RE: Your House As Seen By:
No trust me… that’s me, my house, and well, my neighbor
From: Zani B Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 4:31 PM
To: Shaan L; Michael D; Susann Deysel; Deshanta N
Subject: RE: Your House As Seen By:
But don’t you live next door to Alice?
From: Michael D Sent: 12 February 2007 04:51 PM
To: Zani B; Shaan L; Susann Deysel; Deshanta N
Subject: RE: Your House As Seen By:
Ya that’s right, I live next door to Alice D
From: Zani B Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 5:03 PM
To: Shaan L; Michael D; Susann Deysel; Deshanta N
Subject: RE: Your House As Seen By:
And your Ex Stassy does she also live on Wisteria Lane?
From: Michael D Sent: 12 February 2007 05:37 PM
To: Zani B; Shaan L; Susann Deysel; Deshanta N
Subject: RE: Your House As Seen By:
No you’re thinking of Anne B
From: Deshanta N Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 5:38 PM
To: Michael D; Zani B; Shaan L; Susann Deysel
Subject: RE: Your House As Seen By:
Did I already tell you guys, You’re crazy ;-)
From: Susann Deysel Sent: 12 February 2007 05:40 PM
To: Deshanta N; Michael D; Zani B; Shaan L
Subject: RE: Your House As Seen By:
No… they not… they just really really really really really bored !!
Susann
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Do you remember this?
So there are a lot of conspiracy theories doing the rounds on why exactly Deshanta is leaving Osiris. The one closest to the truth has got to do with the little man in the picture. His name is :"WTF" and he was created by Shaan, Deshanta’s neighbor, colleague and brother from another mother.WTF might look innocent but he’s been known to cause a lot of havoc, lately causing huge tidal waves in Ballito, where Deshanta once considered to go away on a girls weekend.
Here are some other conspiracy theories doing the rounds:
1) Desh is leaving to audition for the 6th Harry Potter film "Harry Potter and the half Blood Prince."
2) Desh is going to appear in the next Survivor South Africa and that's why she's leaving.
3) Desh is opening her own curry shop right here in Melrose Arch called: 'Auntie Deshes hot hot curry'
4) She's heading up the SEO department for Forward Slash.
5) She's planning a shot gun wedding with Merv in Las Vegas (don't ask me how she convinced Justin to give her his tickets)
6) While Zani, Susann and Ketna are in Ballito she's kidnapping Susann's cat in Ketna's M4 and driving to Margate for a holiday on her own.
7) She's gonna JUMP... down the rabbit whole to look for the real Merv and enjoy a real tea party
